Brad... I would love to hear some of the funny ones.

Well, this IS PI ( so read on at YOUR OWN RISQUE ) but since the ladies, ahem, in my university engineering classes wrote it and performed it at a smoker - yes, they attended smokers - here goes. I can only remember one verse...

We are the girls of engineering Tough as nails and not endearing We just love to take a licking Smells like fish and tastes like chicken