Chicken Charlie

Extra verse for "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon"

Behind the door her father keeps a shotgun
He keeps it in the springtime and in the month of May
And if you ask her why the hell he keeps it
He keeos it for a (fill in your choice) who is far, far, away!

And something I learned in the Boy Scouts:

I had a good job for twenty-five bob
I kicked the manager in the gob
And I LEFT! I LEFT! I LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT!