First Old Woman (Graham Chapman) Well, what's on the television then ?

Second Old Woman (John Cleese) It looks like a Bobert and a Troll.

First Old Woman        No, no, no, I didn't mean what was on the television set, I meant what programme?

Second Old Woman        Oh.

Second Old Woman It's funny that Bobert and Troll being there, innit? What're they doing there?

First Old Woman        Standing.

Second Old Woman        I can see that!

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revised from the original Monty Python "Penguins" sketch, here: http://www.ironworks.com/comedy/python/penguins.htm