farm animal suicide bomber!

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Feb 08 - 06:03 AM

Hoof to room in eight on that, Severn me old clove.
G

Subject: RE: former animal suicide bomber!
From: Severn
Date: 08 Feb 08 - 05:28 AM

"out" there


Yes, there was much recycled familliar bullshit there, but that's what makes the new roses grow. If cows can stomach it all multiple times, so cud you....

Subject: RE: forum animal suicide bomber!
From: Severn
Date: 08 Feb 08 - 05:07 AM

This must be all true, as Art's never given us a Bomb Steer before....

It was re-vealed that misguided bull thought he was some sort of a cattle-ist for change before he went to the Great For-Heifer-After when the chips were finally down. According to another thread, they must've actually recruited the animal from the Downs.

The Vatican issued forth one of its Papal Bulls from the Bovinity School where they teach Cow-Piety to address the situation, but since the Pope had been shopping in China at the time, the had some damage control issues of his own getting it there. In the end, the project it cost Him a few hundred sows and bucks.

It's always been the same from Pamplona to First and Second Bull Runs (though in the US Civil War, they didn't really run bulls as much as man asses), It's a Cow-Eat-Cow World our there, once you take stock of it.

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: BK Lick
Date: 08 Feb 08 - 02:04 AM

'Course somebody's gotta mention Cows With Guns -- previously discussed in this thread.

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Feb 08 - 12:36 AM

Don, that makes you an udder failure in this round of puns.

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 10:28 PM

Even girl cows get the blues, huh?

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Don Firth
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 08:37 PM

I keep thinkin', but so far, I got nuthin'!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 07:16 PM

After the explosion, the rest of the cattle were so depressed that they "mood Indigo."

Art again...

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 06:59 PM

I shall refrain from the obvious pun on "farrows and gilts."

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: gnu
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 05:35 PM

Hog all the good puns? We haven't even begun to Sev through them.

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 04:50 PM

Fur gnuness sakes! Don't hog all the good puns!

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 04:12 PM

Ah, Bill, but you let that camel's nose under the tent, so who knows what will develop. (I can't find the song I posted Lyrics for ages ago--how is it spelled? Zoolaika? It was one my Dad sang on a tape I transcribed. There's a pun or two in that one!)

SRS

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Andrez
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 04:03 PM

Ahhhhh I see things are going strong here. So this mornings contribution is:

Don't kiss birds or you may get an untweetable canarial disease.

Cheers,

Andrez

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 03:48 PM

*slips in...notes most good puns have been done...slips out*

(working on one about a-bomb-in Abdul..or a Bul-bul emir...or something, but it ain't comin')

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 03:10 PM

Two Moose Lautrec?

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: gnu
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 02:48 PM

They got one a them at the provincial government agriculture research farm near Fredericton, New Brunswick. It's bigger than two moose, man!

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 02:33 PM

Charolais Noble.

G

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: gnu
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 02:22 PM

I am Angus to contribute, but, I can't think of anything punny to say right off. I'll try not to slip up in future.

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Peace
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 12:57 PM

OK. It's a downhill slide from here on . . . .

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 12:55 PM

OXO cubes, stock from stock.

G


What's your beef?

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 12:46 PM

To err is human, to forgive bovine.

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Peace
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 12:34 PM

"Dr Jekell? We must Hyde."

(From Abbott and Costello?)

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 12:04 PM

Shouldn't that be a thinly vealed attempt?

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 11:44 AM

Just a thinly veiled attempt to Steer Mudcat in the wrong direction!

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 11:16 AM

I'll steer clear of this thread in future. Some people are just talking a load of bullocks.

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 10:37 AM

Someone mooohved the thread I see.

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 10:35 AM

Oh, I am SO sorry I opened this thread. Must be the lack of calf-eine.

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Amos
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 10:23 AM

And poor Art has nothing to hide behind, and no behind hide, either, after he dropped that one.


Never fear, Art. As Doctor Jekyll once quipped, "We have nothing to hide but Hyde itself."



A

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 10:13 AM

It's down there now.
G

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: PoppaGator
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 10:10 AM

"After all this is the BS section."

Well, it should be down there in the BS basement, but it's not. (I can't imagine that it was down there a few hours ago and was then moved UP!)

Nice pun, Art.

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 09:10 AM

Art! You started this! You should sit in a corner, properly sheepish and cowed -- and that's no bull!

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Andrez
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 06:20 AM

Ha, ha, ho, ho, hee hee Valmai.

Did you know that even Big Cats can be the victims of fur-ball abuse.

:-)

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: GUEST,Valmai Goodyear (at work)
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 06:09 AM

And there are no aspirin in the jungle 'cos the paracetemol.

Valmai

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Andrez
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 06:05 AM

On hearing about the explosion we rushed home and found a dead crow in our front yard but the caws of death wasnt clear.

Cheers,

Andrez

PS: To add insult to injury, did you know that a parrot that goes without breakfast is a polynomial.

:-)

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: GUEST,strad
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 05:27 AM

ramming it home?

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 05:18 AM

Shouldn't it be a-bum-in-a-bull? After all this is the BS section.

G

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 11:49 PM

Truth be known, it ain't my creation. I heard it from de man, himself---Bruce U. Utah Phillips---about 1972!

(art)

sheepishly

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 10:55 PM

Yet-he still puns along, no matter.

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 09:53 PM

Ewe, Art! (I'm glad he's not feeling sheepish about getting around to using that repaired 'puter!)

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 09:50 PM

Holey cow, Art!

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Peace
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 09:46 PM

OK, I don't get out much . . . .

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: Peace
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 09:29 PM

Art, I hate to say this, but that was pretty good.

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 09:13 PM

Granted,its a new pun, but for the love of Harriet..........bomb in a bull my ass.................

Tell ya' what.......I'm goin' to e-mail Chris and let him know what you're up to. He works and works to keep your hamsters healthy and spinning their little wheel to keep you online and THIS is what you do. Poor Chris......and those poor hamsters!

Spaw

Subject: RE: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: DADGBE
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 08:56 PM

Aaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeee! Is that the best use for your newly repaired compuker?!

Subject: farm animal suicide bomber!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 08:48 PM

It was a-bomb-in-a-bull!! (pun intended)