BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: pdq
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 04:46 PM

Well dang it all to hell. I saw that fella dealing blackjack at "Easy Ed's Poker Club & Piazza Parlor" in downtown Lizard Gulch last week. Didn't catch a face card from him all night.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: Peace
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 04:32 PM

By Jove, 'e's got it! BUT,
Houston, we have a problem . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: pdq
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 04:23 PM

With all the gas around, guess that explains why there ain't more "one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people" left., eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: Peace
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 04:22 PM

Darned right. OPEC WANTS YOU!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: Slag
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 04:20 PM

Thank God I have TWO horns or I might have been lunch. FYI "it's a little known fact" that the word "gas" comes from the word "chaos". In fact it's easy to see that it's primarily a variation in pronunciation. And it is easy to see why social breakdown would follow gas! And if the gas is a result of eating one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people, well, you get my drift, don't you?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: Peace
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 04:16 PM

lol

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: pdq
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 04:14 PM

Then I'm sure some kids who, after first hearing the aplphabet, went looking for that "elameno pea". Mostly you just see regular kind.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: Peace
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 04:06 PM

Have to agree with you there. My thoughts back when it first came out.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: pdq
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 03:59 PM

That song never made any sense to me either. After all, just how many "one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people" are there runing around for that thing to eat.

Subject: Lyr Add: PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
From: Peace
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 03:51 PM

Oh, yeah?

Words and music by Sheb Wooley

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye.
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple people eater to me.

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater.
one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
A one-eyed one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me.

Well he came down to earth and lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough

It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me.

I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple
people eater. Pidgeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin'
purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
what a sight to see.

And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the
ground. He started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
sing aboop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom

It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
What a sight to see

And then he went on his way, and then what do
you know. I saw him last night on a TV show.
He was blowing it out, a-really knockin' em dead

Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in
his head (clarinet solo) ( Tequila)

It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: MAG
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 03:49 PM

chaos and social breakdown? Just visit my house.

and on the outside, I only do enough front-yard work to keep the neighbors off my back.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: pdq
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 03:33 PM

Also hard to listen to Neil Young's song with "Big Bird flying...". That thing can no more fly than a purple dinosaur!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 03:23 PM

Likewise the first line of a Kate Bush song 'I'm still dreaming of Organon'.... supposedly a deity of some sort, but also the biggest manufacturer of contraceptive pills...

Never could keep a straight face after that was pointed out to me.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 02:19 PM

My dog is doing his best in this direction.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: gnu
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 01:50 PM

I drink Bud. Top that.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: pdq
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 01:43 PM

I never could take Tony Orlando's song "Candida" seriously.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 01:39 PM

Live yoghurt is good for curing that!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: pdq
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 01:02 PM

They got lots of help from THRUSH.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: Peace
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 12:56 PM

Oh . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: pdq
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 12:52 PM

Chaos won.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: Peace
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 12:28 PM

Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 fought Chaos.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 09:30 AM

I think it's just interesting people in general who are the forces of Chaos etc....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 06:09 AM

Breakdown I can handle, break dancing, now that's a different thing.
G

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: John O'L
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 05:24 AM

Or two. Then let them grow.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: jacqui.c
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 04:36 AM

Or a small child.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 04:35 AM

Ignore that "Spooky Man" in the body cast, he fell on his .... dignity and recovered shortly after... it's an insurance stunt I tell you!

I would have said sorry to him personally but he wasn't one of the cute ones.... (We all have our own opinion of cute... you take your selection and I'll have mine.. I'm not fussy, so I'll end up with more)! I did ask the tallest hairy one to apologise on my behalf.

For chaos, panic and disorder, get a cat.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 12:01 AM

I'm prepaired to do my bit too, eh? I borrowed a few bucks from my brother Don's wallet cos he don't need it as bad right now as I do. I am gonna buy more beer with it and get majorly flippin' wasted, smoke up, and go downtown at 3 AM and find somethin' to do like maybe tip over mailboxes or paperboxes. Somethin' like that. Too bad there ain't as many frisky girls around here lately as there used ta be, but maybe I will get lucky. The new one at the Iron Horse has been givin' me the eye. I know she wants me bad, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: GUEST,mack/misophist
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 11:49 PM

This is only the begining. We must all do our parts. I'll make the supreme sacrafice of voting republican. Ask not...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: Joe Offer
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 11:27 PM

Chaos and social breakdown?


Well....that, too.

-Joe Offer, and proud of it-

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: GUEST,Spooky Man in hospital
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 11:26 PM

I'm using my nose to type. Now my neck is starting to ache.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: JennyO
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 11:21 PM

Geeze, Spooky Man, ain't it kinda hard typing on Mudcat in a body cast?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: GUEST,Spooky Man in hospital
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 11:15 PM

You guys are a real riot. Here I am lying in the hospial in a body cast thanks to you. Please don't make me laugh, as it hurts like Hell.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: JennyO
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 11:03 PM

You made a Spooky Man fall off the stage, Liz? Do you know which one? No harm done I hope? Some of those guys are me mates - but then it was probably a soft fall onto his sense of humour, whoever it was.

Those guys are a riot, aren't they!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 07:31 PM

Pretty well if making a Spooky man fall off stage laughing is anything to go by.....

That'll be me then!

LTS

Subject: BS: Mudcat as a force for chaos & social bre
From: GUEST,Trebletone
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 07:28 PM

..akdown.

So. How are we doing so far?