BS: Mooning can kill you!!!

Subject: BS: Mooning can kill you!!!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 02:55 PM

If you show your bare bottom to the world you might die!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mooning can kill you!!!
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 03:09 PM

Could've but didn't, in that case, but '"He was full of remorse when I talked to him," the spokesman said. "And he advised others not to try the same thing."'

LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: Mooning can kill you!!!
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 03:56 PM

I see he is being prosecuted. They ought just to spank his bare bum!

Subject: RE: BS: Mooning can kill you!!!
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 04:03 PM

I come from A Time Before Mooning....and quite frankly, I think it's way past time we returned to it.

Subject: RE: BS: Mooning can kill you!!!
From: Paul Burke
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 04:12 PM

Moonlight Express?

Subject: RE: BS: Mooning can kill you!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 04:24 PM

I remember a Mudcat Mooner at last year's Getaway. LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Mooning can kill you!!!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 04:26 PM

Obviously an amateur.

Subject: RE: BS: Mooning can kill you!!!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 04:40 PM

"Is that the moon I see over there in the west..."

Apologies to Utah Phillips.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Mooning can kill you!!!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 04:42 PM

The train was obviously 'running behind' time.

Subject: RE: BS: Mooning can kill you!!!
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 07:59 PM

Someone was running a bit behind, but the train caught up!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Mooning can kill you!!!
From: Peace
Date: 12 Oct 09 - 11:47 PM

Mooning ain't exactly the soul of wit, but it is at times the only appropriated response to political speeches and religious admonitions.

Subject: RE: BS: Mooning can kill you!!!
From: Gurney
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 02:20 AM

Even if I was inclined that way, I'd never moon anyone that I suspected was armed. That MIGHT kill you.

Subject: RE: BS: Mooning can kill you!!!
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 05:40 PM

The guy sounds like a fair bet for a future Darwin Award.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Mooning can kill you!!!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 08:10 PM

There are now two ballads composed on the challenge song thread, one a modest contribution from myself.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Mooning can kill you!!!
From: Darowyn
Date: 14 Oct 09 - 01:37 PM

Another mooning with a painful consequence.
I was at a Rock gig in a marquee at Donington Park race circuit. Bikers can get a bit rowdy after a race- the adrenaline high adds to the effect of the beer.
One bold young man decided that he would climb to the top of one of the main poles holding up the marquee. Having got the the top, to wild applause, he decided to moon the crowd.
So far so good- even more wild applause.
Then he had to come down.
Clearly it's easier to take your trousers down while holding on to a wooden pole that it is to pull them up again. He tried for several minutes- an entire song from the band- who could hardly play for laughing.
Eventually, his grip was slipping so he decided to come down 'bareback' or, more relevantly, 'barefront'.
That was when he discovered the splinters in the pole.
He inched down for a few feet, calling for help, until he was about eight feet up, when he threw himself off to be caught by his mates and carried off, moaning pathetically, to the first aid station.
We did not see him again that night.
He did not race the following day, nor for some time, I'd guess.
Cheers
Dave