BS: Great e-mails from people.

Subject: BS: Great e-mails from people.
From: GUEST,999
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 11:12 AM

I just received the following from a good friend.

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Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay?

I put in an offer for a Mickey Mouse Outfit and now it seems I'm only a few hours away from owning the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Subject: RE: BS: Great e-mails from people.
From: Nigel Paterson
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 11:31 AM

Great email; great friend you have there, Bruce. Gave me a much-needed laugh,
                                                       Nigel xxxx

Subject: RE: BS: Great e-mails from people.
From: Beer
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 12:02 PM

I received this about the same time as you Bruce. I didn't have the heart to send it to my Leaf friends.
adrien

Subject: RE: BS: Great e-mails from people.
From: GUEST,999
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 12:40 PM

Hi, Nigel. I'll have an e-mail off to you later today. Hang tough, buddy.

Ad, I heard it years ago but never phrased so well. Our mutual buddy is on a roll lately.

Subject: RE: BS: Great e-mails from people.
From: Becca72
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 01:06 PM

Now THAT'S funny! :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Great e-mails from people.
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 01:38 PM

A recent news bit reports a video posted by a "mommy" who convinced her preteen kid that he'd accidentally bid $50,000 for a new car when all he intended to do was see what was available.

The sadistic torture of the kid in the video runs for quite a while, with her moaning that the family is ruined, with descriptions of all that will happen to them, before she says "just kidding HA HA."

She claims she only did it to teach him to have a sense of humor.

Most commentors say she did it because she's a sadistic bully with no sense of humor.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Great e-mails from people.
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 01:43 PM

9, you got a wrist shot there. Same for me whenI read Beer's email. The shorter and better phrased the joke, the bigger the laugh.

Subject: RE: BS: Great e-mails from people.
From: ollaimh
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 02:02 PM

Q why do the toronto maple leafs stop another team starting in toronto

A they wouldn't allow hockey in toronto

Subject: RE: BS: Great e-mails from people.
From: Beer
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 02:29 PM

Good one Oll...
Here is an oldie but a great laugh if it is your first time viewing it.

Ad.

http://youtu.be/iNa-onFltI4

Subject: RE: BS: Great e-mails from people.
From: Mr Red
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 10:45 AM

when people lie about not receiving an e-mail I usually send one to just them and say

tell me if you don't receive this.

Subject: RE: BS: Great e-mails from people.
From: GUEST,999
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 10:54 AM

Please ignore first e-mail. That always ensures a response provided you haven't sent one.