BS: I just ate my 50,000th banana.

Subject: BS: I just ate my 50,000th banana.
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 11:31 PM

That's right. I been keepin' track ever since the old days back in Africa when I was a little shaver. Why? Who knows. It became a sort of hobby. After I got some education I used to write the number of each banana down on the peel before I peeled it and ate it. Well, I devoured old number 50,000 tonight at one of my favorite clubs, with a whole bunch of good buddies and gals in attendance. We whooped it up bigtime. Drinks all around. Every since I got paid for the big Carelli job I been in the money, and I'm spreadin' it around. Needless to say, I got a million friends all of a sudden. They are comin outta the woodwork. Dames are talkin' nice to me. It's a change. Some people worry that "She don't love me, she loves my money," but I figure life's too short for worryin', right?

Boy, and that was one good banana too. Tree-ripened. Not yer usual low quality stuff. This is life in the fast lane, baby.

Subject: RE: BS: I just ate my 50,000th banana.
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 12:19 AM

Chongo, you oughta try a little thing called "banana hooch." An old Franciscan friar, a botanist, told me about it and give me the recipe. Tastes like ripe bananas and runs about 150 proof. 'Course, if someone shot ya while you was drinkin' it you'd still have a hangover 35 years after you were dead....

But it sure is good.

Subject: RE: BS: I just ate my 50,000th banana.
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 01:12 AM

Well, you don't have a potassium deficiency, that's fer dang shure.

Subject: RE: BS: I just ate my 50,000th banana.
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 02:44 AM

"if someone shot ya while you was drinkin' it you'd still have a hangover 35 years after you were dead...."

That is definitely the way that I want to go when my time is done. I gotta find that recipe.

Nope no deficiencies here except a slight lead deficiency...for this line of work, I mean...

Subject: RE: BS: I just ate my 50,000th banana.
From: Old Guy
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 03:28 PM

Were you in the movie Monkeybone? It was a hoot!

Subject: RE: BS: I just ate my 50,000th banana.
From: number 6
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 07:23 PM

You just ate your 50,000th banana.

That's nice Chongo .... congratulations.







Jeeeesh   :|

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: I just ate my 50,000th banana.
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 08:24 PM

Wow at 4 a day you must be over 100 years old.
At 8 a day you are W's age.
At 16 a day your life must be one continuous ####

Subject: RE: BS: I just ate my 50,000th banana.
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 01:17 AM

In my case, figure at least 10 bananas a day on most days, depending on availability.

Subject: RE: BS: I just ate my 50,000th banana.
From: Old Guy
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 05:23 AM

Yes! We have no bananas

There's a fruit store on our street
It's run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!

When you ask him anything, he never answers "no".
He just "yes"es you to death,
And as he takes your dough, he tells you...

"Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!!
We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions
And all kinds of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned toMAHto
A Long Island poTAHto, but

Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!"

Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
"Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away."
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.
Someone asked for "sparrow grass"
and then the whole quartet
All answered:

"Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
Just try those coconuts
Those wall-nuts and doughnuts
There ain't many nuts like they.
We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today."

By: Frank Silver and Irving Cohn

Subject: RE: BS: I just ate my 50,000th banana.
From: Peace
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 11:45 AM

I don't understand this thing about bananas. I used to buy them, but I couldn't figure out what for. Skin 'em and throw away the bone and there's fu#k all left to eat!

Subject: RE: BS: I just ate my 50,000th banana.
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 10:42 PM

Thank God! I thought you meant in one sitting.

Subject: RE: BS: I just ate my 50,000th banana.
From: GUEST,guest
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 02:06 AM

Now we know why monkeys throw..........what monkeys throw.

Subject: RE: BS: I just ate my 50,000th banana.
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 07:57 AM

Ah, guys and gals, I wouldn't call Chongo a "monkey" if I were you.

Subject: RE: BS: I just ate my 50,000th banana.
From: GUEST,Bonzo, the Hollywood chimp
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 08:04 AM

Don't let Chongo fool you. He is a monkey, not a chimp.

Subject: RE: BS: I just ate my 50,000th banana.
From: Sorcha
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 08:53 AM

Bananna Booze