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15 Jan 13 - 04:37 PM (#3466600) Subject: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: Bobert Wow, I hadn't heard about this until just an few hours ago but our very own Chongz - you know, the poo-chuckin' monkey that hangs out here - has been courting Honey Boo Boo and actually proposed to her only to be turned down... I donno??? I think things could have worked out for them??? B~ |
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15 Jan 13 - 04:48 PM (#3466612) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Huh? News to me. I've never met her. Anyways, she is one of yer cousins, ain't she? I noticed the resemblance right off when I looked up pictures of her and her family on the Net. So, how come they ain't had you on the show yet? You holdin' out fer more cash? - Chongo |
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15 Jan 13 - 04:53 PM (#3466617) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: Bobert Denial & changing of the subject... Just what I expected from ya', Chongz... Speakin' of pictures, word on the street is that there are a couple of them of ya'll... Reckon the guy who has them is holding out for more cash from you... But nice dodge, Chongz... B~ |
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15 Jan 13 - 04:56 PM (#3466621) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: Jack the Sailor Chongo the Pedophile? |
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15 Jan 13 - 05:07 PM (#3466633) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Just admit it, Bobertz. You got the same DNA pattern as Honey Boo Boo and her whole disgustin' family. Yer cut from the same cloth, buddy. If you bozos knew anything about me, you would know that I go for grown up gals with looooong legs, good taste, and a slim figure, see? That leaves out Honey Boo Boo on all counts, as well as leavin' out her female relatives. Them people look like they was raised on Hostess Twinkies and pork fat, fer Chrissake. - Chongo |
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15 Jan 13 - 05:23 PM (#3466638) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: Ebbie Hmmmm I was hoping - against hope - that it was Chongo's handler who started this thread. It would have signaled that the hawk had faced stark, not to say, grim reality. But, no. Congrats on your researching skills, BBert. |
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15 Jan 13 - 05:24 PM (#3466639) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: Bobert Keep squirming, Chongz... B;~) |
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15 Jan 13 - 05:26 PM (#3466642) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: Bobert Thanks, Eb... Actually, I don't get much credit since the guy who has the pics of the love-birds contacted me... B~ |
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15 Jan 13 - 05:36 PM (#3466645) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp I could tell some embarrassin' stories about you too, Bobertz, but I figger you are already facin' enough embarrassment just bein' you. Most people in such a position wouldn't try to attract no more notice to themselves, but you seem to enjoy the attention. I put that down to yer havin' had a deprived childhood, livin' out in the sticks and never even hearin' about soap and other stuff like that till you got to the big city. You been shielded by yer own ignorance, see? Kind of like a poor bush ape. - Chongo |
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15 Jan 13 - 05:39 PM (#3466649) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: Bobert I'm sorry... Were you talkin', Chongz??? B~ |
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15 Jan 13 - 05:39 PM (#3466650) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: GUEST Here's one of those pictures.. |
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15 Jan 13 - 05:47 PM (#3466656) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: Bobert Guess the cat, ahhhhh, monkey is out of the bag now... B~ |
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15 Jan 13 - 05:58 PM (#3466661) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: JennieG Well.....yes! Can't deny the evidence of a picture! Chongo, I must say you look very fetching in a tutu. Cheers JennieG |
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15 Jan 13 - 06:03 PM (#3466665) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: Bee-dubya-ell This thread is total BS! It wasn't Honey Boo Boo Chongo was courting! It was Boo-Boo Bear. Boo-Boo, had recently freed himself from a long-time menage au trois relationship with Yogi and Cindy Bear. To quote Boo-Boo, "The sex was great. Yeah, I still meet the occasional idiot who's shocked that Yogi and I are bi. What the fuck? Didn't they ever watch the friggin' cartoons? Anyway, I just couldn't handle Yogi's picnic basket addiction any more. Three unsuccessful attempts at rehab was all I could take. So, I split. And I met Chongo and I could see the booze thing was gonna get in the way. Anyway, I'm not so sure Chongo's really AC/DC. After all, I'm so cute he may assumed I'm a she-bear. If so, he never got an opportunity to find otherwise. Dumped that ape like a hot potato. Aren't there any hairy, fictitious, anthropomorphic non-humans out there without substance abuse problems? Male or female. I don't care." |
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15 Jan 13 - 06:04 PM (#3466666) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: Bobert You got any pics, Beeze??? B~ |
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15 Jan 13 - 07:42 PM (#3466715) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: Rapparee I ain't saying anything, except that it's rumored that J. Edgar Hoover wore outfits just like Chongo wears. |
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15 Jan 13 - 10:25 PM (#3466777) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: Little Hawk Well, this is pretty entertaining. I haven't been seeing salacious gossip like this around since the "News of the World" or whatever it was called stopped printing. You know, the one that featured all those stories about Batboy? |
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15 Jan 13 - 10:42 PM (#3466786) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: Jeri I can't seem to get past the pedophillic nature of this thread. |
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15 Jan 13 - 10:46 PM (#3466788) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: Bob the Postman Surveillance photo of Chongo and Boo Boo. |
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15 Jan 13 - 10:47 PM (#3466789) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: Little Hawk Well, that's Bobert's fault. Take it up with him. He dreamed the whole idea up. Chongo is likewise absolutely disgusted with the suggestion that he would even consider courting a child, and I think he made that quite clear. |
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15 Jan 13 - 10:49 PM (#3466791) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: Jeri Yeah, I know it was Uncle BoBo... |
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15 Jan 13 - 11:08 PM (#3466799) Subject: RE: BS: Honey Boo Boo Turns Chongz Down... From: Bobert Listen ya'll... We now have "Exhibit A" and "Exhibit B" that there's some monkey business going on between Honey Boo Boo and one said resident poo-chuckin' monkey... I mean, just how graphic does it have to be??? Ya'll want DNA samples??? Get used to it... I predict a Chongz Boo Boo like, ahhhh??? How old is this child??? This is disgusting... Man, Chongz... You is one messed up poo-chucker... I mean, unless this stuff about you and the kid is all made up and then you get a promotion to... ...just yer garden variety poo-chuckin' monkey but... ...I'm still wonderin' about these piccures??? Hmmmmmmmm??? B~ |
