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14 Feb 05 - 06:47 PM (#1409878) Subject: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: skipy Boil! Skipy |
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14 Feb 05 - 06:49 PM (#1409879) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: Little Hawk Hit with a hammer. |
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14 Feb 05 - 06:49 PM (#1409880) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: GUEST,Shanty panties Eat 'em live! |
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14 Feb 05 - 08:00 PM (#1409925) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: Bee-dubya-ell Leave 'em in your car in long-term parking at the airport while you're on vacation. |
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14 Feb 05 - 08:02 PM (#1409930) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: McGrath of Harlow Why? |
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14 Feb 05 - 08:23 PM (#1409945) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: Bert Why? 'cos you don't want to eat them alive. |
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14 Feb 05 - 09:28 PM (#1410005) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: Charley Noble Because of the "Kill Crabs" thread. Another useless clone. Charley Noble |
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15 Feb 05 - 03:55 AM (#1410200) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: GUEST,raggytash Gently poach in a little white wine and garlic, works for me |
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15 Feb 05 - 04:07 AM (#1410208) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: Davetnova Hit them with an Iron. |
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15 Feb 05 - 04:53 AM (#1410249) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: Stu I find this thread deeply offensive and upsetting. Whelks should be treated with love, respect and vinegar (damn!). |
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15 Feb 05 - 05:00 AM (#1410254) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: GUEST,Raggytash Throw them out of a plane without a parachute |
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15 Feb 05 - 08:40 AM (#1410327) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: GUEST drown 'em in butter. |
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15 Feb 05 - 08:49 AM (#1410329) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: GUEST,Rapaire Just leave them alone, dammit! They'll die of loneliness. |
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15 Feb 05 - 09:27 AM (#1410366) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: GUEST,Raggytash These directions will only work for Whitby Whelks, first collect your whelk, bung it in a bucket, put bucket in wagon and drive wagon down the A174, A169, A64, A1(M) M1, M69 and finally A4600, remove bucket from wagon and abandon whelk on any nearby ground, it is important throughout this process NOT to talk to the Whelk. Make you return journey calling at a suitable hostelry of your choice (after you've parked the wagon) |
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15 Feb 05 - 09:37 AM (#1410374) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: Rapparee Isn't that a football team? The Whitby Whelks? |
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15 Feb 05 - 09:46 AM (#1410386) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: McGrath of Harlow Actually Whelks are quite bloodthirsty creatures: Lightning Whelks live in sandy shallows from below the tide mark to deeper waters. These predatory carnivores bury themselves just under the surface of the sand where tender mollusks they like to eat are easy to find. Clams, scallops and oysters are favorites. The whelk attacks its prey in two ways. Either it grabs the bivalve with its big foot and pounds it apart on its own strong shell, or it inserts the outer lip of its own shell between the valves to force them apart. (From this informative page.) Move over, Jaws... |
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15 Feb 05 - 10:16 AM (#1410417) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: Pogo eheheh...Sounds like the savage clams in Discworld... O_O What would be their theme music for whelks to attack then? A polka played on the accordion??? I mean...innocent swimmers would have to have SOME kind of warning before hand |
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15 Feb 05 - 05:14 PM (#1410980) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: Don(Wyziwyg)T The theme tune is "Whelkum to my world" DT |
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15 Feb 05 - 05:28 PM (#1411007) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: skipy Mangle, dangle, tangle, strangle! Means nothing unless you have done military survival course! Skipy |
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15 Feb 05 - 05:42 PM (#1411025) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: Peace Wouldn't want to 'urt this 'un, wouldja? Keeper of the Kelp |
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15 Feb 05 - 07:33 PM (#1411181) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: Linda Kelly insult them untl driven to suicide |
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15 Feb 05 - 07:45 PM (#1411213) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: Pogo Actually vicious as they are maybe " Whelkum to the Jungle " might be more appropriate ^_^ |
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15 Feb 05 - 08:10 PM (#1411250) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: Mr Happy do they make a noise? |
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15 Feb 05 - 08:20 PM (#1411265) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: Rapparee Here is a picture of an Arabian whelk-hunter and his equipment. |
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16 Feb 05 - 02:45 PM (#1412119) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: Mingulay Mr Ruble seems a little confused, he's saying that Miami is in Arizona, perhaps Mr Disney's faster rides have upset him. What chances of accuracy with camel hump mounting system. Whelks 1 - Camels 0. |
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16 Feb 05 - 07:37 PM (#1412513) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: Bert I thought he was already dead. But despite that his show still goes on, and on, and on, and.... |
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16 Feb 05 - 08:57 PM (#1412577) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: Cluin Leave them in a room with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a handgun. |
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16 Feb 05 - 09:48 PM (#1412615) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: GUEST Kill a welk only makes one ponder, Kill a Lobster makes one really take this question to the higher University Level. See Maine, USA papers 2/15/05 to 2/16/05. Peter |
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18 Feb 05 - 01:22 AM (#1413753) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: GUEST,Bill the Collie Hire spare hunters and hounds |
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18 Feb 05 - 09:27 AM (#1413941) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: GUEST,Rapaire Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. |
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18 Feb 05 - 09:33 AM (#1413945) Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them From: GUEST,Bunnahbhain Drop a flowerpot of petunias, and a sperm whale on them, from orbit... |
