BS: Monkeys are not Apes!

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys are not Apes!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 06 Oct 12 - 02:14 PM

Little Hawk, why don't you make up a psychologist and have her try to cure you. Shonga the Shrink or Fabbie the Psychologist from Psyche River.

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys are not Apes!
From: gnu
Date: 06 Oct 12 - 04:08 PM

Und vhat did zis Fabbie talk wis you about, Jack? How did it make you feel? Vas it about...... HOCKEY? JACK? Do you still have nightmares about..... DAS CHERRY? JACK? Doss his suits offend you or pleeease you? And, vhat about das lockout, hmmmm.

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys are not Apes!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 06 Oct 12 - 06:07 PM

Thanks for listen doc. Mind if I turn the other way? That suit is making my eyeballs peel off. Anyone ever tell ya you look like your dawg?

OK. So I got this friend thinks he is several different people and an Ape or a monkey depending on your use of taxonomy. But that's not my problem that is his problem.

He expects folks to talk to his imaginary friends instead of him! But that's not our problem. That is his problem.

Sometimes we talk to his fake friends. Isn't that our problem?

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys are not Apes!
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 12 - 08:22 PM

Do you answer yourself? Of course not!

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys are not Apes!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Oct 12 - 09:39 PM

Sheesh! Zeese people who can't tell ze difference betveen ze reality und ze fantasy...zey are so much in need uff help. Ach, well, gutt sing zat vee haf ze disciples uff Herr Freud und Herr Jung to straighten zem out, Ja!

We really should get Herr Doktor Liebenscheiss to take on both Jack and Rap as private patients. I wonder if Amos could give him a call? (Note: he is Amos's fictional character on the forum, not mine, and he's a very amusing fellow with the definitive answer to absolutely everything!)

Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys are not Apes!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 06 Oct 12 - 10:49 PM

Sounds like Chimi the Chonga.